Blog do Penado - Humor, Pensamentos, Bocas e Arrotos Mentaishttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/atom.aspxCommunity Server2008-06-14T21:04:00Zhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/09/11/Fotos-Seleccionadas-_2D00_-Parte-VI.aspx2008-09-11T19:47:00Z2008-09-11T19:47:00Z <p>- Faro, Capital da Seguran&ccedil;a no Trabalho.<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr4.jpg" height="640" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr4.jpg" style="width:480px;height:640px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr4.jpg" width="480" /></p> <p>- Nem as desgra&ccedil;as os separam.<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr3.jpg" height="430" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr3.jpg" style="width:580px;height:430px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr3.jpg" width="580" /></p> <p>- Descobre o ladr&atilde;o.<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr2.jpg" height="442" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr2.jpg" style="width:590px;height:442px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr2.jpg" width="590" /></p> <p>- A bela adormecida.<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr1.jpg" height="477" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr1.jpg" style="width:590px;height:477px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr1.jpg" width="590" /></p> <p>- Nova ger&ecirc;ncia, nova pol&iacute;tica.<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nostealing.jpg" height="300" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nostealing.jpg" style="width:400px;height:300px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nostealing.jpg" width="400" /></p> <p>- Ronald McDonald, apanhado a roubar no Burger King.<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/mcronald.jpg" height="403" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/mcronald.jpg" style="width:556px;height:403px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/mcronald.jpg" width="556" /></p> <p>- D&aacute; pra estrelar ovos na parte de cima...<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/carrotunning.jpg" height="365" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/carrotunning.jpg" style="width:555px;height:365px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/carrotunning.jpg" width="555" /></p> <p>- Volta a Portugal em bicicleta...<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/breaktime.jpg" height="217" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/breaktime.jpg" style="width:373px;height:217px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/breaktime.jpg" width="373" /></p> <p>-C&atilde;o x Cavalo.<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/foto9.jpg" height="584" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/foto9.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/foto9.jpg" width="575" /></p> <p>- Toda a ajuda &eacute; pouca...<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/foto8.jpg" height="354" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/foto8.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/foto8.jpg" width="354" /></p> <p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X" target="_blank">Raio-X</a> <br /> </p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=857192" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/09/06/Toilette_2C00_-WC_2C00_-Lavabos_2C00_-Casa-de-Banho_2C00_-Retretes_2E002E002E00_.aspx2008-09-05T23:02:00Z2008-09-05T23:02:00Z<p>Os melhores sinais... <br /></p><p>13.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet09.jpg" height="333" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet09.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet09.jpg" width="500" /></p><p>12.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet06.jpg" height="339" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet06.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet06.jpg" width="500" />&nbsp;</p><p>11.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet05.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet05.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet05.jpg" width="369" /></p><p>10.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet07.jpg" height="275" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet07.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet07.jpg" width="500" /></p><p>9.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet01.jpg" height="468" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet01.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet01.jpg" width="500" />&nbsp;</p><p>8.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet08.jpg" height="377" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet08.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet08.jpg" width="500" />&nbsp;</p><p>7.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet13.jpg" height="333" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet13.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet13.jpg" width="500" /></p><p>6.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet12.jpg" height="345" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet12.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet12.jpg" width="500" /></p><p>5.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet03.jpg" height="338" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet03.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet03.jpg" width="500" />&nbsp;</p><p>4.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet10.jpg" height="248" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet10.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet10.jpg" width="500" /></p><p>3.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet04.jpg" height="250" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet04.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet04.jpg" width="500" /></p><p>2.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet02.jpg" height="295" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet02.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet02.jpg" width="500" />&nbsp;</p><p>1.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet11.jpg" height="345" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet11.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/toilet11.jpg" width="500" /></p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a> <br /></p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=848215" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/08/21/Fotos-Seleccionadas-_2D00_-Parte-V.aspx2008-08-21T20:50:00Z2008-08-21T20:50:00Z<p>- Passagem de garraf&otilde;es com pernas.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Placa_a_instalar_no_Sco.jpg" height="263" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Placa_a_instalar_no_Sco.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Placa_a_instalar_no_Sco.jpg" width="350" /></p><p>- O Pai Natal morreu...<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/santadead.jpg" height="366" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/santadead.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/santadead.jpg" width="515" />&nbsp;</p><p>- Acidente no IP4 - imagem chocante!<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/tragedia.jpg" height="326" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/tragedia.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/tragedia.jpg" width="386" /></p><p>- N&atilde;o tem nada que enganar.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/placa.jpg" height="600" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/placa.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/placa.jpg" width="335" /></p><p>- Toma l&aacute;!<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/tpc.jpg" height="717" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/tpc.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/tpc.jpg" width="537" /></p><p>- &nbsp;Glup!<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr9.jpg" height="392" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr9.jpg" style="width:550px;height:392px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr9.jpg" width="550" /></p><p>- A sorte protege os b&ecirc;bados...<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr8.jpg" height="442" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr8.jpg" style="width:590px;height:442px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr8.jpg" width="590" /></p><p>- &Oacute;scar qu&ecirc;...?<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr7.jpg" height="331" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr7.jpg" style="width:590px;height:331px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr7.jpg" width="590" /></p><p>- Mensagem subtil de Paulo Portas.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr6.jpg" height="485" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr6.jpg" style="width:591px;height:485px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr6.jpg" width="591" /></p><p>- S&oacute;crates Club...<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr5.jpg" height="472" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr5.jpg" style="width:590px;height:472px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/pr5.jpg" width="590" /></p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a></p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=827202" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/08/12/Imagens-revoltantes.aspx2008-08-12T12:39:00Z2008-08-12T12:39:00Z<p>As seguintes fotos s&atilde;o de um pal&aacute;cio pertencente a algu&eacute;m muito rico. Quem &eacute; ele?<br />- Um bilion&aacute;rio Americano?<br />- Um pr&iacute;ncipe Saudita?<br />- Um actor conhecido?<br />- A um poderoso monarca?</p><p>A resposta est&aacute; no fim... <em>enjoy</em>!</p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu01.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu01.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu01.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu02.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu02.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu02.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu03.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu03.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu03.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu04.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu04.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu04.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu05.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu05.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu05.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu06.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu06.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu06.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu07.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu07.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu07.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu08.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu08.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu08.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu10.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu10.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu10.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu11.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu11.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu11.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu12.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu12.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu12.jpg" width="640" /></p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu13.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu13.jpg" style="width:640px;height:480px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/romu13.jpg" width="640" /></p><p>O dono deste pal&aacute;cio &eacute; Robert Mugabe, ditador do Zimbabwe, pa&iacute;s onde se morre &agrave; fome, onde n&atilde;o se respeitam os mais elementares Direitos Humanos e onde a inflac&ccedil;&atilde;o &eacute; de 12.000.000% ao ano (sim, doze milh&otilde;es).</p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a></p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=813617" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/08/08/A-melhor-arquitectura.aspx2008-08-08T07:49:00Z2008-08-08T07:49:00Z<p>Principais concorrentes:<br /><br />A v&iacute;deo-vigil&acirc;ncia:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao1.jpg" height="266" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao1.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao1.jpg" width="400" /></p><p>As escadas I:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao2.jpg" height="300" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao2.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao2.jpg" width="379" /></p><p>As escadas II:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao10.jpg" height="399" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao10.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao10.jpg" width="382" /></p><p>As escadas III:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao5.jpg" height="400" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao5.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao5.jpg" width="300" />&nbsp;</p><p>As escadas IV - mas ser&aacute; assim t&atilde;o dif&iacute;cil projectar umas escadas?<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao3.jpg" height="400" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao3.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao3.jpg" width="268" /></p><p>As janelas:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao4.jpg" height="300" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao4.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao4.jpg" width="400" /></p><p>A varanda I:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao6.jpg" height="400" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao6.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao6.jpg" width="267" /></p><p>A varanda II:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao7.jpg" height="341" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao7.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao7.jpg" width="400" />&nbsp;</p><p>A porta (?):<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao8.jpg" height="400" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao8.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao8.jpg" width="299" /></p><p>O Multibanco:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao9.jpg" height="400" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao9.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao9.jpg" width="303" /></p><p>Vencedor:</p><p>O urinol:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao11.jpg" height="299" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao11.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/construcao11.jpg" width="400" /></p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=807437" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/08/03/A-melhor-tradu_E700E300_o-do-S_E900_c.XXI.aspx2008-08-03T21:09:00Z2008-08-03T21:09:00Z<p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao1.jpg" height="463" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao1.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao1.jpg" width="601" /></p> <p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao2.jpg" height="393" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao2.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao2.jpg" width="601" /></p> <p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao3.jpg" height="387" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao3.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao3.jpg" width="602" /></p> <p>A imagem completa est&aacute; <a href="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao-1.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/traducao-1.jpg" target="_blank">aqui</a>.&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=801739" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/07/25/Ref_E900_ns-e-negocia_E700F500_es-na-China.aspx2008-07-25T12:42:00Z2008-07-25T12:42:00Z<p>&quot;- Tenho tr&ecirc;s exig&ecirc;ncias a fazer! Sen&atilde;o, mato o mi&uacute;do!&quot;<img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china01.jpg" height="321" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china01.jpg" style="width:453px;height:321px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china01.jpg" width="453" /></p><p>O negociador da pol&iacute;cia Chinesa chega.<img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china02.jpg" height="300" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china02.jpg" style="width:450px;height:300px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china02.jpg" width="450" /></p><p>In&iacute;cio das negocia&ccedil;&otilde;es.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china03.jpg" height="272" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china03.jpg" style="width:400px;height:272px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china03.jpg" width="400" /></p><p>Negocia&ccedil;&otilde;es a decorrer.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china04.jpg" height="283" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china04.jpg" style="width:400px;height:283px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china04.jpg" width="400" /></p><p>Fim das negocia&ccedil;&otilde;es.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china05.jpg" height="265" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china05.jpg" style="width:400px;height:265px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china05.jpg" width="400" /></p><p>Caso encerrado.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china06.jpg" height="450" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china06.jpg" style="width:321px;height:450px;" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/china06.jpg" width="321" /></p><p>Em Portugal, seriam chamados todos os canais de TV, convenciam o sequestrador a n&atilde;o fazer nada at&eacute; &agrave;s 20h00 (altura em que se fariam directos nos notici&aacute;rios da noite), e seria manchete nos matutinos do dia seguinte.</p><p>Far-se-iam debates sobre o coitado do raptor. Iria ao programa do Goucha e depois escrevia um livro sobre o trauma que apanhou, e bl&aacute;, bl&aacute;, bl&aacute;... Por fim, exigia uma casa nova num bairro qualquer, desde que n&atilde;o pagasse a renda de 4Eur mensais e tivesse &aacute;gua, electricidade e TV por cabo &agrave; borla.</p><p>Vou mas &eacute; de f&eacute;rias.</p><p>Um abra&ccedil;o,</p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a></p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=791202" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/07/18/Fotos-Seleccionadas-_2D00_-Parte-IV.aspx2008-07-18T07:46:00Z2008-07-18T07:46:00Z<p>- Proibido.. erm... cheirar as flores.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/902-trees.jpg" height="338" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/902-trees.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/902-trees.jpg" width="450" /></p><p>- Tenho o f&eacute;mur deslocado...<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/901-making-out.jpg" height="599" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/901-making-out.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/901-making-out.jpg" width="450" />&nbsp;</p><p>- Para o Batman 7... O Bat-Dog!<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/906-batdog.jpg" height="448" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/906-batdog.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/906-batdog.jpg" width="411" />&nbsp;</p><p>- O beijo do Mr Ed:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/909-go-away.jpg" height="348" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/909-go-away.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/909-go-away.jpg" width="464" /></p><p>- Disseram-lhe pra encontrar o <em>x</em>, e ele encontrou-o!<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/913-dumb-blonde.jpg" height="336" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/913-dumb-blonde.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/913-dumb-blonde.jpg" width="354" /></p><p>- S&oacute; pra esclarecer as coisas.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/IMNOT1.jpg" height="242" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/IMNOT1.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/IMNOT1.jpg" width="360" />&nbsp;</p><p>- Vende-se Mini.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/mini.jpg" height="380" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/mini.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/mini.jpg" width="538" /></p><p>- Ol&aacute; M&atilde;e!<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/olamae.jpg" height="322" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/olamae.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/olamae.jpg" width="498" /></p><p>- Querido, o carro tem &aacute;gua no carburador.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/mulher-ao-volante-5.jpg" height="350" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/mulher-ao-volante-5.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/mulher-ao-volante-5.jpg" width="450" />&nbsp;</p><p>- O Tiburcio comprou um iate e um telem&oacute;vel.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Porttel_Angolano_TMN.jpg" height="437" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Porttel_Angolano_TMN.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Porttel_Angolano_TMN.jpg" width="583" /><br /></p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X&nbsp;</a></p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=781066" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/07/09/Fotos-Seleccionadas-_2D00_-Parte-III.aspx2008-07-09T12:30:00Z2008-07-09T12:30:00Z<p>- Um pr&aacute;tico porta-p&atilde;es:<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/883-doggie-purse.jpg" height="531" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/883-doggie-purse.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/883-doggie-purse.jpg" width="350" /></p><p>- S&oacute; uma &eacute; que est&aacute; certa... adivinha qual.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/888-Duh.jpg" height="287" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/888-Duh.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/888-Duh.jpg" width="400" /></p><p>- Com a crise dos combust&iacute;veis, mais vale levar a mangueira atr&aacute;s.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/896-my-bad.jpg" height="305" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/896-my-bad.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/896-my-bad.jpg" width="400" /></p><p>- Um tost&atilde;ozinho para o Santo Ant&oacute;nio...<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/897-partners-in-crime.jpg" height="211" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/897-partners-in-crime.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/897-partners-in-crime.jpg" width="306" />&nbsp;</p><p>- No que d&aacute; a bebedeira...<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/900-sucker.jpg" height="278" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/900-sucker.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/900-sucker.jpg" width="390" /></p><p>- Pneus Michelin.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/bonhomme_michelin.jpg" height="386" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/bonhomme_michelin.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/bonhomme_michelin.jpg" width="422" />&nbsp;</p><p>- T&aacute; bem, S&ocirc; Presidente...<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/bushbook.jpg" height="284" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/bushbook.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/bushbook.jpg" width="359" /></p><p>- Paci&ecirc;ncia de Professor.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/composibOo.jpg" height="480" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/composibOo.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/composibOo.jpg" width="333" /></p><p>- Meu Deus, fui clonado!<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/FUNPHOTO2.jpg" height="301" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/FUNPHOTO2.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/FUNPHOTO2.jpg" width="453" /></p><p>- S&oacute; mais uma pr&oacute; caminho.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/gnr.jpg" height="441" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/gnr.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/gnr.jpg" width="589" />&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=768751" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/07/08/Origem-dos-ditados-populares.aspx2008-07-08T07:20:00Z2008-07-08T07:20:00ZComo se diz:<font size="2"> O mi&uacute;do n&atilde;o p&aacute;ra quieto, parece que tem bicho carpinteiro.<br /> </font><em>Origem: O mi&uacute;do n&atilde;o p&aacute;ra quieto, parece que tem bicho no corpo inteiro.</em> <p>Como se diz: Batatinha quando nasce, esparrama pelo ch&atilde;o.<br /> <em>Origem: Batatinha quando nasce, espalha a rama pelo ch&atilde;o.</em></p> <p>Como se diz: Cor de burro quando foge.<br /> <em>Origem: Corro de burro quando foge!</em></p> <p>Quem tem boca vai a Roma. <font size="2">Como se diz:&nbsp;<br /> <em>Origem: Quem tem boca vaia Roma (isso mesmo, do verbo vaiar).</em> </font></p> <p>Como se diz: Cuspido e escarrado (quando se quer dizer que &eacute; muito parecido com outra pessoa).<br /> <em>Origem: Esculpido em Carrara (Carrara &eacute; um tipo de&aacute;rmore).</em></p> <p>Como se diz: Quem n&atilde;o tem c&atilde;o, ca&ccedil;a com gato.<br /> <em>Origem: Quem n&atilde;o tem c&atilde;o, ca&ccedil;a como gato (ou seja, sozinho).</em></p> <p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=767028" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/07/01/Fotos-Seleccionadas-_2D00_-Parte-II.aspx2008-07-01T12:38:00Z2008-07-01T12:38:00Z<p>- Eles <em>andem</em> a&iacute;...<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/rapistsketch.jpg" height="306" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/rapistsketch.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/rapistsketch.jpg" width="420" /></p><p>- Nham! Chocolate :)<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/yummy.jpg" height="732" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/yummy.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/yummy.jpg" width="550" />&nbsp;</p><p>- Pra fazer gin&aacute;stica &eacute; l&aacute; dentro.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/24hourgym.jpg" height="372" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/24hourgym.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/24hourgym.jpg" width="430" /></p><p>- Mas &eacute; que sou mesmo!<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/878-funny-prank.jpg" height="351" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/878-funny-prank.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/878-funny-prank.jpg" width="400" /></p><p>- Quanto tudo mais falha, pede-se ajuda &agrave; M&atilde;e!<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/880-instructions.jpg" height="208" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/880-instructions.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/880-instructions.jpg" width="295" />&nbsp;</p><p>- Ainda bem que avisam!<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/280106458_2265a8e4cd_o.jpg" height="400" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/280106458_2265a8e4cd_o.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/280106458_2265a8e4cd_o.jpg" width="300" /></p><p>- H&aacute; muitos tascos assim.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Hot_Beer_Fun_Signs.jpg" height="142" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Hot_Beer_Fun_Signs.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Hot_Beer_Fun_Signs.jpg" width="200" /></p><p>- Estes tamb&eacute;m n&atilde;o foram &agrave; escola.<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/image001.jpg" height="171" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/image001.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/image001.jpg" width="228" /></p><p>- Remover as bolas?<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/image017.jpg" height="175" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/image017.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/image017.jpg" width="233" /></p><p>- Multado depois de morto ou morto depois de multado?<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/lostintranslation32.jpg" height="294" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/lostintranslation32.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/lostintranslation32.jpg" width="426" /><br /></p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=757497" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/06/24/Rusga-numa-discoteca.aspx2008-06-24T15:52:00Z2008-06-24T15:52:00Z<p>Aconteceu numa rusga numa discoteca:</p><p>Pol&iacute;cia: Idade?</p><p>Cliente: 18 anos.</p><p>Policia: Nome? <br /><br />Cliente: Batman. </p><p>Policia: Nome de Fam&iacute;lia? </p><p>Cliente: SuparMan. </p><p>Policia: Est&aacute; a gozar com a Autoridade? </p><p>Cliente: N&atilde;o senhor. </p><p>Policia: Documentos de identifica&ccedil;&atilde;o? </p><p>Cliente: N&atilde;o trouxe. </p><p>Policia: Soldados, prendam este homem para identifica&ccedil;&atilde;o. </p><p>No dia seguinte, depois de identificado, foi solto. Em baixo, o BI do cliente...</p><p><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/batman-suparman.jpg" height="455" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/batman-suparman.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/batman-suparman.jpg" width="575" />&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=747319" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/06/18/8-motivos-para-n_E300_o-levar-os-mi_FA00_dos-ao-Zoo.aspx2008-06-18T12:52:00Z2008-06-18T12:52:00Z<p>#1<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo01.jpg" height="241" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo01.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo01.jpg" width="384" /></p><p><br />#2<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo02.jpg" height="457" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo02.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo02.jpg" width="500" />&nbsp;</p><p>#3<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo03.jpg" height="407" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo03.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo03.jpg" width="496" /></p><p>#4<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo04.jpg" height="392" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo04.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo04.jpg" width="481" />&nbsp;</p><p>#5<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo05.jpg" height="500" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo05.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo05.jpg" width="375" /></p><p>#6<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo06.jpg" height="325" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo06.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo06.jpg" width="500" /></p><p>#7<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo07.jpg" height="417" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo07.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo07.jpg" width="500" /></p><p>#8<br /><img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo08.jpg" height="375" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo08.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/nozoo08.jpg" width="500" /></p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=738422" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/06/16/Pensamentos-_2D00_-Parte-II.aspx2008-06-16T20:30:00Z2008-06-16T20:30:00Z<p>&gt; Portugal &eacute; um pa&iacute;s geom&eacute;trico: &eacute; rectangular e tem problemas bicudos discutidos em mesas redondas, por bestas quadradas!</p><p>&gt; A diferen&ccedil;a entre Portugal e a Rep&uacute;blica Checa &eacute; que esta tem o governo em Praga e Portugal tem a praga no governo.</p><p>&gt; Mulher, n&atilde;o procures o pr&iacute;ncipe encantado. Procura, antes, o lobo mau: ouve-te melhor, v&ecirc;-te melhor e ainda te come.</p><p>&gt; Toda a gente se queixa de ass&eacute;dio sexual no local de trabalho. Ou isto come&ccedil;a a ser verdade ou ent&atilde;o despe&ccedil;o-me!</p><p>&gt; A mulher do amigo &eacute; como a bota da tropa: tamb&eacute;m marcha!</p><p>&gt; O c&eacute;rebro &eacute; um &oacute;rg&atilde;o maravilhoso. Come&ccedil;a a trabalhar logo que acordamos e s&oacute; p&aacute;ra quando chegamos ao servi&ccedil;o.</p><p>&gt; Os computadores do Governo s&atilde;o como uma carro&ccedil;a: t&ecirc;m sempre um burro &agrave; frente!</p><p>&gt; As hierarquias s&atilde;o como as prateleiras, quanto mais altas mais in&uacute;teis.</p><p>&gt; Os trabalhadores mais incapazes s&atilde;o sistematicamente promovidos para o lugar onde possam causar menos danos: a chefia.</p><p>&gt; Qual a diferen&ccedil;a entre uma dissolu&ccedil;&atilde;o e uma solu&ccedil;&atilde;o? <br /> - Uma dissolu&ccedil;&atilde;o seria meter um pol&iacute;tico num tanque de &aacute;cido para que se dissolva.<br /> - Uma solu&ccedil;&atilde;o seria met&ecirc;-los a todos.</p><p>&gt; O homem &eacute; o &uacute;nico animal que pode permanecer, em termos amig&aacute;veis, ao lado das v&iacute;timas que pretende comer, antes de com&ecirc;-las.</p><p>&gt; A infidelidade e a devolu&ccedil;&atilde;o de um cheque resultam ambos da mesma situa&ccedil;&atilde;o: falta de cobertura.</p><p>&gt; O chocolate n&atilde;o engorda. Quem engorda &eacute;s tu!</p><p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com/" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=735673" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspxhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/blogs/raiox/archive/2008/06/14/Fotos-Seleccionadas.aspx2008-06-14T20:04:00Z2008-06-14T20:04:00Z <p>- Moto com side-car do Continente:<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Groceriesgettin.jpg" height="282" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Groceriesgettin.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/Groceriesgettin.jpg" width="420" /></p> <p>- C&atilde;o-Emplastro:<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/familyphoto.jpg" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/familyphoto.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/familyphoto.jpg" />&nbsp;</p> <p>- O buraco do Or&ccedil;amento:<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/gatewaytohell.jpg" height="280" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/gatewaytohell.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/gatewaytohell.jpg" width="420" />&nbsp;</p> <p>- Modalidades de pagamento na Gr&eacute;cia:<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/gregos1.jpg" height="339" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/gregos1.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/gregos1.jpg" width="350" /></p> <p>- Urinol p&uacute;blico:<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/quickstop.jpg" height="564" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/quickstop.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/quickstop.jpg" width="350" /></p> <p>- Fica a&iacute; sossegadinho!<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/923-time-out.jpg" height="338" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/923-time-out.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/923-time-out.jpg" width="450" />&nbsp;</p> <p>- Est&atilde;o desculpados.<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/bush.jpg" height="428" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/bush.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/bush.jpg" width="377" />&nbsp;</p> <p>- At&eacute; ka inspec&ccedil;&atilde;o nos separe.<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/carro.jpg" height="240" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/carro.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/carro.jpg" width="320" /></p> <p>- 2&ordm; balc&atilde;o.<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/cheapseats.jpg" height="441" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/cheapseats.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/cheapseats.jpg" width="350" /></p> <p>- Acabou-se a festa!<br /> <img alt="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/FuckingSign.jpg" height="308" src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/FuckingSign.jpg" title="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/ThePenado/FuckingSign.jpg" width="410" />&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="http://www.raio-x.com" title="Raio-X.Com" target="_blank">Raio-X</a></p><img src="http://comunidade.sol.pt/aggbug.aspx?PostID=732973" width="1" height="1">RaioXhttp://comunidade.sol.pt/members/RaioX.aspx